This bold funny Scottish card hits back with a classic phrase: “Did Ye Aye?” It’s short, sharp and dripping with sarcasm – the perfect comeback when someone’s talking nonsense. Whether it’s a mate spinning a yarn or a relative with a tall tale, this card says it all with three cheeky words.

Printed on thick 300gsm card with a glossy front and matte interior, it’s blank inside so you can craft your own message – kind, cutting, or somewhere in between. A6 in size and paired with a kraft envelope, it’s easy to post and always gets a laugh.

Ideal for birthdays, farewells, or just sending a cheeky note to someone who needs brought down a peg. Because let’s be honest – we’ve all got that one pal who deserves a “Did Ye Aye?” now and again.

It’s part of our Scottish humour card collection – where you’ll find sayings even your Granny would blush at. Want to make it a bundle? Pair it with our Yer No the Full Shillin’ magnet for a double dose of Scottish sass.

Designed and printed in Australia, this funny Scottish card brings a bit of home to any fridge, pinboard or postbox. Lightweight, postable, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows – it’s everything a good card should be.

Want to brush up on your banter? Check out Scots Language Centre’s guide for more Scottish gems like this one.

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This bold Scottish Burns Night card celebrates the ultimate Scottish knees-up. Featuring a cheeky portrait of Rabbie Burns and the line “Let’s Party Like It’s 1759,” it’s ideal for birthdays, Burns Night or any excuse for a good ceilidh. Whisky, haggis and a bit of poetry? Say no more.

If Scotland’s most famous bard was around today, he’d be pouring drams, spinning poems and hitting the dancefloor. This card channels that same energy. Whether you’re giving it to your pal who loves a party or marking the annual Burns Supper, this card delivers fun with a literary twist.

Printed on sturdy 300gsm cast-coated card with a glossy finish, it’s made for celebrations. The inside is blank for your own wild words, daft rhymes, or heartfelt toast. With a vibrant design and rich print quality, it stands out on any mantelpiece or whisky bar.

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
• Glossy front, 300gsm premium card
• Blank inside for your message
• Designed and printed in Perth, WA
• Free shipping across Australia

This Scottish Burns Night card pairs brilliantly with our Rabbit Burns card for a full-on literary laugh. Need Scottish gift ideas? Explore Annie Sloan for more creative inspiration behind the madness.

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Meet the original sass queen – the funny Scottish hen card that started it all at Tartan Paint. Hullo Hen struts across the front with killer red heels, a tartan handbag, and a face full of attitude. She’s bold, proud and full of Glasgow-style banter. Whether you’re sending birthday cheer or just a cheeky message to a pal, this hen is ready to impress.

This high-quality greeting card is printed on sturdy 300gsm cast-coated stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside, so you can write your own punchline, heartfelt message or gossip-filled update.

Feisty and fabulous

Our funny Scottish hen card is perfect for:

• Your best pal who loves a natter
• A bold birthday card with banter
• Anyone who needs a wee laugh and a reminder to strut their stuff

This proud Glasgow hen has become one of Tartan Paint’s most iconic characters. Whether she’s heading to the shops or pecking through the headlines, she’s dressed to impress.

Card specs and delivery

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W). Envelope: 13cm x 19cm.
Made in Australia, easy to post, and guaranteed to bring a smile.

We offer free shipping on all cards Australia-wide. T&Cs apply.
Want more sass? Pair this hen with our Yer No Deid Yet card or check out our full Scottish humour cards range.

Inspired by bold colour and playful character design – just like Annie Sloan’s fearless creativity.

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This funny Scottish card captures the spirit of the annual Highland haggis hunt – a totally daft tradition packed with laughs and legend. Featuring Angus, Craig and Rory as they train their neeps and tatties for the big day, it’s a cheeky nod to Scotland’s most elusive mythical creature.

Set against a misty moor with a warning sign that reads “Beware of the Wild Haggis”, this card combines Highland landscape with Highland nonsense. It’s perfect for birthdays, retirements, or sending a daft message to your most gullible mate. If they’ve ever believed in the haggis-on-the-hill myth, they’ll love this.

Printed on thick 300gsm card with a glossy front, the colours pop and the joke lands every time. Inside is blank, so you can make it as sarcastic, silly or heartfelt as you like. It’s one of our top-selling Scottish humour cards and makes a brilliant pairing with the You’re No Shillin’ magnet.

Designed and printed in Perth by Tartan Paint, this funny Scottish card is a great wee gift or keepsake for anyone who loves a laugh – or just loves a bit of Highland daftness.

Product details:

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
• Printed on 300gsm cast-coated card with glossy front
• Blank inside for your own message
• Free shipping on all cards Australia-wide (T&Cs apply)
• Designed and printed in Perth, WA

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Here’s a funny Scottish granny card that’s full of mischief, nostalgia and bold banter. “Ye canny shove yer granny aff a bus” is more than just a line from a cheeky folk tune – it’s a Scottish classic. This card brings the saying back to life and makes the perfect gift for anyone who grew up singing it at the top of their lungs.

Whether you’re sending birthday wishes, cheering up a friend or just sharing a laugh, this card delivers. It’s printed on thick 300gsm card with a glossy front and blank interior, giving you loads of space to add your own message – heartfelt or hilarious. The bold typography and clean layout make it stand out while keeping the focus on the iconic phrase.

Designed in Perth by Tartan Paint, this funny Scottish granny card celebrates the kind of humour that grannies, aunties and pals all appreciate. It’s a great choice for Scottish expats, proud locals or anyone who knows better than to argue with Granny. And let’s face it – she probably drove the bus too.

Each card includes a quality envelope and ships in a protective mailer. Free shipping on all cards across Australia. Have a scroll through our Scottish humour card collection for more bold banter, or check out Annie Sloan if you fancy painting something daft while you’re at it.

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She’s a belter – and now you’ve got the perfect way to tell her! This She’s a belter card is bold, cheeky and full of Scottish charm. Featuring a distressed Saltire and rustic wooden textures, it’s ideal for birthdays, celebrations or just saying someone’s pure brilliant.

Printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated card, it’s glossy on the outside and blank inside, giving you space to write your own message. Whether it’s for your best pal, your sister, or someone you fancy, this card’s got character and attitude. It’s part of our signature Scottish humour collection, made to spread laughs and connection through iconic Scottish phrases.

This She’s a belter card is one of our bestsellers, especially for fans of witty, no-nonsense greetings. It’s designed, printed and packed in Australia with a kraft envelope included. Whether you’re sending it across the street or across the world, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile.

Card details:
• Size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
• Kraft envelope: 13cm x 19cm
• Printed on thick 300gsm cast-coated card
• Glossy front, blank inside
• Designed in Perth by Tartan Paint
• Free delivery on cards within Australia. T&Cs apply.

Love Scottish banter? Check out our Yer No Deid Yet card or explore the full Scottish humour range for more laughs. You can also learn more about the artist behind Tartan Paint at our story.

Need help or want a custom order? Email hello@tartanpaint.com.au and we’ll be happy to help.

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This cheeky Scottish birthday card is for the one who’s still strutting through life like a runway. Whether it’s yer maw, yer auntie, or that pal who’s never lost her sparkle, this card is full of Glasgow humour and bold confidence. If she’s got the sass, the heels and a handbag full of attitude, she’ll love this.

Front and centre is a proud-looking hen with the caption “Still Got It Hen” – a perfect shout for milestone birthdays, cheeky pals, or just a bit of banter. It’s a great way to say happy birthday with style and a smile, straight from the Scottish playbook.

Designed for Laughs, Made to Last

Printed on high-quality 300gsm coated stock, this card feels as good as it looks. It’s blank inside for your own message – heartfelt or hilarious – and comes with a kraft envelope to keep things classy. All our cards are designed by Tartan Paint and bring together Scottish culture, wit and colour.

Product Details

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm (7 x 5 inches)
• Blank inside for your message
• 300gsm FSC-certified stock
• Includes kraft envelope
• Free shipping Australia-wide on all cards*

Need more options? Check out our Scottish humour card collection for more laughs and legends.

*Free shipping applies to greeting cards only. See Shipping & Returns for details.

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This funny Scottish card features a kilt-swinging lad mid-jig, fists in the air, living his best life. It’s bold, daft, and perfect for pals who love a dance, a dram, or a daft joke. Whether you’re sending it to your cousin who always hits the floor at weddings or your mate who’s got moves like nae one else, it’ll be a hit.

Printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated paper, it’s built to last. Each card is blank inside for your own message – heartfelt, cheeky, or completely off your nut. It comes with a recycled kraft envelope and is wrapped without plastic, keeping things eco-minded and postie-friendly.

Made in Australia with 100% Scottish banter, this card captures the humour and madness of a good night out. It’s great for birthdays, congratulations, or just to let someone know they’re a belter. And if you’ve ever shouted “get the tunes oan!” at a party, this card’s for you.

Free shipping Australia-wide on all cards. See the full Scottish humour card range here.

Want to brush up on yer Scots slang? Read this list of classic phrases from Scotland.org.

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This funny Scottish card features a beaming kilted lad enjoying the sunshine in full Highland style. Whether it’s for a birthday, a mate’s night out, or just for a laugh, this card captures that sunny-day madness with bold yellow text shouting “SUNS OOT” and “TAPS AFF.” It’s printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated stock, making it as sturdy as it is hilarious.

Made right here in Australia but bursting with Scottish humour, this card is a favourite among expats and locals alike. It’s blank inside so you can write your own message — heartfelt, cheeky, or pure daft. Includes a kraft envelope and comes wrapped without plastic, keeping it eco-conscious too.

If you’re looking for a card that screams “pure dead brilliant,” this is it. It’s perfect for birthdays, banter, or just sending someone a wee smile. And yes — it’s one of our top-selling designs because it hits that sweet spot between nostalgia and nonsense.

Free shipping Australia-wide on all cards. See the full collection here.

Want to know more about Scottish slang? Check out this brilliant list of Scottish sayings.

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