Our cards are lovingly created by our Scottish artist Caroline, and our aim at Tartan Paint is to make piles of nonsense, guaranteed to put a smile on your face, even if Scotland is halfway around the world.

Now, for those of you who like your facts straight:
• Top notch cards made from 300gsm cast-coated paper—thicker than yer Granny’s tablet recipe
• Good chunky card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W); Envelopes: 13cm x 19cm
• Greeting cards are blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own witty banter