Meet the original sass queen – the funny Scottish hen card that started it all at Tartan Paint. Hullo Hen struts across the front with killer red heels, a tartan handbag, and a face full of attitude. She’s bold, proud and full of Glasgow-style banter. Whether you’re sending birthday cheer or just a cheeky message to a pal, this hen is ready to impress.

This high-quality greeting card is printed on sturdy 300gsm cast-coated stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside, so you can write your own punchline, heartfelt message or gossip-filled update.

Feisty and fabulous

Our funny Scottish hen card is perfect for:

• Your best pal who loves a natter
• A bold birthday card with banter
• Anyone who needs a wee laugh and a reminder to strut their stuff

This proud Glasgow hen has become one of Tartan Paint’s most iconic characters. Whether she’s heading to the shops or pecking through the headlines, she’s dressed to impress.

Card specs and delivery

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W). Envelope: 13cm x 19cm.
Made in Australia, easy to post, and guaranteed to bring a smile.

We offer free shipping on all cards Australia-wide. T&Cs apply.
Want more sass? Pair this hen with our Yer No Deid Yet card or check out our full Scottish humour cards range.

Inspired by bold colour and playful character design – just like Annie Sloan’s fearless creativity.

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She’s a belter – and now you’ve got the perfect way to tell her! This She’s a belter card is bold, cheeky and full of Scottish charm. Featuring a distressed Saltire and rustic wooden textures, it’s ideal for birthdays, celebrations or just saying someone’s pure brilliant.

Printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated card, it’s glossy on the outside and blank inside, giving you space to write your own message. Whether it’s for your best pal, your sister, or someone you fancy, this card’s got character and attitude. It’s part of our signature Scottish humour collection, made to spread laughs and connection through iconic Scottish phrases.

This She’s a belter card is one of our bestsellers, especially for fans of witty, no-nonsense greetings. It’s designed, printed and packed in Australia with a kraft envelope included. Whether you’re sending it across the street or across the world, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile.

Card details:
• Size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
• Kraft envelope: 13cm x 19cm
• Printed on thick 300gsm cast-coated card
• Glossy front, blank inside
• Designed in Perth by Tartan Paint
• Free delivery on cards within Australia. T&Cs apply.

Love Scottish banter? Check out our Yer No Deid Yet card or explore the full Scottish humour range for more laughs. You can also learn more about the artist behind Tartan Paint at our story.

Need help or want a custom order? Email hello@tartanpaint.com.au and we’ll be happy to help.

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