Meet the original sass queen – the funny Scottish hen card that started it all at Tartan Paint. Hullo Hen struts across the front with killer red heels, a tartan handbag, and a face full of attitude. She’s bold, proud and full of Glasgow-style banter. Whether you’re sending birthday cheer or just a cheeky message to a pal, this hen is ready to impress.

This high-quality greeting card is printed on sturdy 300gsm cast-coated stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside, so you can write your own punchline, heartfelt message or gossip-filled update.

Feisty and fabulous

Our funny Scottish hen card is perfect for:

• Your best pal who loves a natter
• A bold birthday card with banter
• Anyone who needs a wee laugh and a reminder to strut their stuff

This proud Glasgow hen has become one of Tartan Paint’s most iconic characters. Whether she’s heading to the shops or pecking through the headlines, she’s dressed to impress.

Card specs and delivery

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W). Envelope: 13cm x 19cm.
Made in Australia, easy to post, and guaranteed to bring a smile.

We offer free shipping on all cards Australia-wide. T&Cs apply.
Want more sass? Pair this hen with our Yer No Deid Yet card or check out our full Scottish humour cards range.

Inspired by bold colour and playful character design – just like Annie Sloan’s fearless creativity.

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This bold Scottish Saltire Christmas card brings festive cheer with a proud Scottish twist. Featuring the St Andrew’s Cross front and centre, it’s surrounded by baubles and wooden textures that blend tradition, with a bit of Scottish flair. If you’re looking for a Scottish Christmas card that celebrates national pride, this one hits the mark.

Perfect for sending festive greetings to friends, family or even that cousin who’s moved overseas and misses hame. The design is printed on thick, high-quality card with a gloss finish which gives it a premium feel. The card is blank inside which allows you to add your own message. Whether that’s heartfelt, cheeky or straight to the point, you can decide.

This Scottish Christmas card is part of our Scottish humour card collection, designed right here in Perth. It also pairs well with other seasonal Scottish gifts like our Festive Moo-ves magnet.

All cards are A6 in size and come with a kraft envelope. Free shipping is available across Australia for all greeting cards—just pop a few in your basket and we’ll cover the stamp. Whether you’re sending love from Aberdeen to Adelaide or Dundee to Darwin, this Scottish Christmas card is a cracking choice.

Key features:
– A6 card with gloss finish
– Blank inside
– Comes with kraft envelope
– Designed in Perth, printed in Australia
– Free postage on cards within Australia

Celebrate Christmas the Scottish way—with a Saltire, a smile and a wee bit of sparkle!

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This Scottish Christmas mug brings a warm and nostalgic glow to your winter brew. A tartan-clad Highland cow stretches up toward a swirl of fairy lights, capturing that cosy feeling of Christmas nights by the fire. It’s a gentle, festive scene filled with charm and calm.

With golden lights, soft brown tones and a rich tartan scarf, the design blends Highland tradition with seasonal sparkle. Whether you’re sipping a mulled wine or warming up with tea, this is the mug to reach for when the temperature drops and the tree is lit.

The Perfect Gift for Coo Lovers

Printed in Australia on high-quality ceramic, this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. The festive coo design wraps all the way round, making it a beautiful gift or personal treat. It’s ideal for anyone who loves Highland cows, winter decor, or Christmas with a Scottish twist.

This Scottish Christmas mug is perfect for gifting teachers, mates, neighbours or stocking fillers. It pairs beautifully with our Moo-ey Christmas card for a full festive set.

Product Features

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in Australia
• Festive Highland cow artwork
• Tartan scarf, fairy lights and warm colour tones
• Free shipping within Australia (T&Cs apply)

Bring Scotland Home This Christmas

Explore more festive Scottish gifts in our mug collection or check out VisitScotland’s guide for a true taste of a Highland Christmas.

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This bold Irn Bru mug is a cheeky tribute to Scotland’s most iconic drink. Featuring the famous slogan “Made in Scotland from Girders” against a Saltire blue backdrop, it’s the perfect way to enjoy your morning brew with a burst of national pride. Whether you’re a tea fan, coffee lover, or partial to a cheeky dram, this Irn Bru mug adds fun and flavour to your cup.

The ceramic design is both sturdy and vibrant, with large text that nods to classic Irn Bru branding. It’s dishwasher safe and microwave friendly, making it as practical as it is patriotic. Perfect for gifting, collecting, or just claiming the best mug in the house. No matter where you are in the world, this mug brings a wee taste of Scotland to your day.

Looking for a funny Scottish gift? This Irn Bru mug is ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or homesick expats. It’s also a cracking match for our Irn Bru Magnet, so why not grab the full set? Free shipping on all cards and small items – T&Cs apply.

You don’t need to be in Scotland to get the full effect – this mug’s message is loud and clear. It says “aye” to bold taste, big laughs, and everyday Scottish attitude.

Material: Ceramic
Size: 11oz standard
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe

For more Scottish humour gifts and accessories, visit tartanpaint.com.au and explore our full range.

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She’s a belter – and now you’ve got the perfect way to tell her! This She’s a belter card is bold, cheeky and full of Scottish charm. Featuring a distressed Saltire and rustic wooden textures, it’s ideal for birthdays, celebrations or just saying someone’s pure brilliant.

Printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated card, it’s glossy on the outside and blank inside, giving you space to write your own message. Whether it’s for your best pal, your sister, or someone you fancy, this card’s got character and attitude. It’s part of our signature Scottish humour collection, made to spread laughs and connection through iconic Scottish phrases.

This She’s a belter card is one of our bestsellers, especially for fans of witty, no-nonsense greetings. It’s designed, printed and packed in Australia with a kraft envelope included. Whether you’re sending it across the street or across the world, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile.

Card details:
• Size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
• Kraft envelope: 13cm x 19cm
• Printed on thick 300gsm cast-coated card
• Glossy front, blank inside
• Designed in Perth by Tartan Paint
• Free delivery on cards within Australia. T&Cs apply.

Love Scottish banter? Check out our Yer No Deid Yet card or explore the full Scottish humour range for more laughs. You can also learn more about the artist behind Tartan Paint at our story.

Need help or want a custom order? Email hello@tartanpaint.com.au and we’ll be happy to help.

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