This cheeky Yer No Deid Yet card is packed with Scottish humour. With bold tartan, a playful birthday message and just enough sass to get away with it, it’s ideal for pals, parents or that workmate who’s been around longer than the photocopier.

Whether they’re 40, 60 or 90, if they’re still up for a laugh, this card hits the mark. The inside is blank so you can write anything from “you’ve peaked” to “don’t forget where you left your teeth.” Aussie-made, high-quality and proudly Scottish in tone, this is a birthday card with attitude.

Printed on premium 300gsm cast-coated stock and paired with a kraft envelope. Made in Perth by Tartan Paint. Free shipping on all cards. T&Cs apply.

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope: 13cm x 19cm kraft envelope included
• Blank inside
• Designed and printed in Australia

Want more banter? Pair it with the Auld Yin card or browse all our Scottish Humour cards.

Inspired by Scotland’s love of wit and wisdom – for more Scots sayings, check out The Scots Language Centre.

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The Gie It Laldy Birthday Card is your ultimate Scottish cheer squad in card form. Whether they’re the type to dance on the table, belt out karaoke or demolish a full cake solo, this tartan card tells them to do it right—gie it laldy! Bold colours, bold message, and big birthday spirit.

Printed on glossy 300gsm stock and supplied with a Kraft envelope. This high-quality card is made in Australia and perfect for anyone who goes full pelt into their celebrations. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s got a cheeky bit of tartan attitude.

Perfect for a Party Animal

We all know someone who takes birthdays seriously. This is for the pal who throws shapes before the cake’s even cut, or the auntie who’s first on the dancefloor and last to leave. If they live loud, laugh loud, and party louder—this card is their perfect match. Blank inside so you can write your own version of “gie it laldy!”

Product Details

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
Glossy 300gsm card stock
Blank inside
Includes kraft envelope
Made in Western Australia
Free Australian shipping (T&Cs apply)

Bursting with Scottish Birthday Banter

The Gie It Laldy Birthday Card is just one of our many bold and funny Scottish designs. Match it with the Tartan Coo Happy Birthday Card for a full-force celebration combo, or explore more Scottish Humour Cards in our collection.

Want to know what ‘gie it laldy’ really means? Check out this explanation on Urban Dictionary.

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These funky Highland cows are throwing shapes on the tartan dance floor! This funny Scottish coo card brings the party energy, whether you’re celebrating a birthday, big news, or just pure buzzing joy.

With a bold “Ya Dancer!” front and two grooving coos in sunglasses, this design is packed with personality and Scottish spirit. You’ll have the recipient smiling before they even open it.

Scottish Banter Meets Birthday Buzz

Designed for maximum cheer, this card is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of banter, a big laugh, and a dancing cow or two. It’s a go-to card for mates, party people, or proud Scots ready to bust a move.

Made from premium 300gsm cast-coated card stock, the inside is blank and matte so you can pen your own party message. Each funny Scottish coo card comes with a kraft envelope and is printed in Australia with local flair and humour.

Want more festive moo-ves? Check out our Moo-ves Like Jagger card for the full funky herd!

Product Info

• Premium 300gsm card stock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope included (kraft)
• Made in Australia
• Free shipping on cards Australia-wide (T&Cs apply)

More to Explore

Check out our full Scottish humour card range for more laughs and Highland charm.

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