Meet the original sass queen – the funny Scottish hen card that started it all at Tartan Paint. Hullo Hen struts across the front with killer red heels, a tartan handbag, and a face full of attitude. She’s bold, proud and full of Glasgow-style banter. Whether you’re sending birthday cheer or just a cheeky message to a pal, this hen is ready to impress.

This high-quality greeting card is printed on sturdy 300gsm cast-coated stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside, so you can write your own punchline, heartfelt message or gossip-filled update.

Feisty and fabulous

Our funny Scottish hen card is perfect for:

• Your best pal who loves a natter
• A bold birthday card with banter
• Anyone who needs a wee laugh and a reminder to strut their stuff

This proud Glasgow hen has become one of Tartan Paint’s most iconic characters. Whether she’s heading to the shops or pecking through the headlines, she’s dressed to impress.

Card specs and delivery

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W). Envelope: 13cm x 19cm.
Made in Australia, easy to post, and guaranteed to bring a smile.

We offer free shipping on all cards Australia-wide. T&Cs apply.
Want more sass? Pair this hen with our Yer No Deid Yet card or check out our full Scottish humour cards range.

Inspired by bold colour and playful character design – just like Annie Sloan’s fearless creativity.

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This funny Scottish card captures the spirit of the annual Highland haggis hunt – a totally daft tradition packed with laughs and legend. Featuring Angus, Craig and Rory as they train their neeps and tatties for the big day, it’s a cheeky nod to Scotland’s most elusive mythical creature.

Set against a misty moor with a warning sign that reads “Beware of the Wild Haggis”, this card combines Highland landscape with Highland nonsense. It’s perfect for birthdays, retirements, or sending a daft message to your most gullible mate. If they’ve ever believed in the haggis-on-the-hill myth, they’ll love this.

Printed on thick 300gsm card with a glossy front, the colours pop and the joke lands every time. Inside is blank, so you can make it as sarcastic, silly or heartfelt as you like. It’s one of our top-selling Scottish humour cards and makes a brilliant pairing with the You’re No Shillin’ magnet.

Designed and printed in Perth by Tartan Paint, this funny Scottish card is a great wee gift or keepsake for anyone who loves a laugh – or just loves a bit of Highland daftness.

Product details:

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
• Printed on 300gsm cast-coated card with glossy front
• Blank inside for your own message
• Free shipping on all cards Australia-wide (T&Cs apply)
• Designed and printed in Perth, WA

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Here’s a funny Scottish granny card that’s full of mischief, nostalgia and bold banter. “Ye canny shove yer granny aff a bus” is more than just a line from a cheeky folk tune – it’s a Scottish classic. This card brings the saying back to life and makes the perfect gift for anyone who grew up singing it at the top of their lungs.

Whether you’re sending birthday wishes, cheering up a friend or just sharing a laugh, this card delivers. It’s printed on thick 300gsm card with a glossy front and blank interior, giving you loads of space to add your own message – heartfelt or hilarious. The bold typography and clean layout make it stand out while keeping the focus on the iconic phrase.

Designed in Perth by Tartan Paint, this funny Scottish granny card celebrates the kind of humour that grannies, aunties and pals all appreciate. It’s a great choice for Scottish expats, proud locals or anyone who knows better than to argue with Granny. And let’s face it – she probably drove the bus too.

Each card includes a quality envelope and ships in a protective mailer. Free shipping on all cards across Australia. Have a scroll through our Scottish humour card collection for more bold banter, or check out Annie Sloan if you fancy painting something daft while you’re at it.

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Featuring a funky herd of Highland coos strutting their stuff in tartan jackets and shades, this card guarantees a smile. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just a wee reason to dance, the Moo-ves like Jagger card delivers colour, energy, and plenty of Scottish humour.

We print each card on thick, premium 300gsm cast coated stock, so it’s sturdy enough to stand proud on a mantelpiece long after the party’s over. Plus, the vivid artwork pops with playful tartan patterns, bright balloons, and a rainbow dance floor – capturing the spirit of a night out where anything can happen (and usually does).

Inside, the card is left blank for your own personalised message. As a bonus, it comes with a high quality kraft envelope, ready for gifting or posting to friends and family.

If you love the cheeky charm of Scottish banter, pair it with one of our funky Highland cow magnets like the Tartan Cow Magnet, for a gift that’s full of character.

Designed in Scotland and printed locally in Australia, the Moo-ves like Jagger card supports small businesses and keeping the laughs comings. It’s the ideal choice for anyone who loves Highland cows, Scottish humour, or a good party!

Key features;

• Bold Highland cow design with tartan outfits and sunglasses.
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed on 300gsm premium cast-coated card
• Includes kraft envelope
• Card size: 17.8x 12.7cm (approx)
• Designed in Scotland, printed in Australia

Make someone’s day with the Moo-ves like Jagger card – because life’s better when you’ve got the mooooves!

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If you know someone who celebrates in full colour, this funny Highland cow birthday card is the one for them. It features a bold and fabulous coo surrounded by a rainbow explosion of birthday balloons – the kind of card that walks into a room and instantly brings the fun.

With that shaggy fringe, fabulous pose and rainbow paint, this party-loving Highland cow is clearly living its best life. Whether you’re celebrating a wild birthday bash or sending a cheeky surprise by post, this card adds a burst of joy and Scottish charm to the day.

A Proper Birthday Moo-ment

This high-quality card is printed on 300gsm glossy stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside so you can add your own words – heartfelt or hilarious, the choice is yours. Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who loves a good giggle and a colourful celebration.

This funny Highland cow birthday card also makes a brilliant pick for coo collectors, art lovers, or anyone who deserves a birthday card as bright and bold as they are.

Product Details

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
300gsm cast-coated card (glossy)
Blank inside
Kraft envelope included
Printed in Australia
Free delivery on all cards (T&Cs apply)

More Moo-dy Goodness

Looking for more coo chaos? Browse the full Scottish humour card collection or check out our Moo-ey Christmas mug – another cracking gift idea.

Curious about Highland cattle? Visit the Highland Cattle Society for facts, photos and folklore.

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This funny Scottish birthday card features bold tartan colours, crisp lettering and just the right amount of attitude. Printed on thick 300gsm cast-coated card, it’s got a glossy finish that makes the colours pop, and it’s blank inside for your own message. You can go heartfelt, daft or downright daft – the choice is yours.

At Tartan Paint, we believe a birthday card should never be boring. The Auld Yin design brings a wee laugh and a lot of personality. It’s part of our Scottish humour card range, designed to celebrate Scotland’s rich language and legendary wit. This card is perfect for milestone birthdays, retirees or anyone who appreciates a bit of banter with their birthday cake.

• Card size: 17.8cm x 12.7cm
• Envelope: Kraft, 13cm x 19cm
• Blank inside for your message
• Designed and printed in Australia

Want more cards with classic Scottish patter? Check out our Scottish Humour Card Collection or explore the Occasions Cards section for more unique designs.

Free shipping on all cards Australia-wide. T&Cs apply. For large orders or custom messages, contact us at hello@tartanpaint.com.au.

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The Tartan Cake Birthday Card isn’t just a card—it’s a full-blown celebration in paper form. With a towering tartan cake lit by a rainbow of candles and surrounded by wild fireworks, this design is for the bold, the mad, and the birthday legends who love a bit of drama.

Printed on glossy 300gsm card, it’s the perfect choice for anyone who goes all out. Whether they’re the type to host a party for fifty or just want their birthday to feel like one, this card brings the noise and the sparkle—without any of the clean-up.

Perfect for Party People

Looking for a birthday card with personality? The Tartan Cake Birthday Card fits the bill. It’s blank inside so you can write your own hilarious, heartfelt or cheeky message. Add your own fireworks with words or keep it simple—it’s up to you.

Each card comes with a brown kraft envelope and a protective cello sleeve. Proudly designed in Australia and posted free across the country, this card adds a spark to any celebration. It’s ideal for big personalities, big milestones, and big love for all things tartan.

Product Details

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
Glossy 300gsm card stock
Blank inside
Includes kraft envelope
Made in Western Australia
Free Australian shipping (T&Cs apply)

Like it loud?

Match it with our Auld Yin Birthday Card or browse our full Birthday Cards for more firework-filled greetings.

Explore more Scottish birthday inspiration at Scotland.org.

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If you’re buying for someone who loves dogs more than people, this Scottish dog birthday card is just the thing. Featuring a proud wee pup wearing tartan, it’s a cheeky nod to the true boss of the household. This card says “Happy Birthday – fae the dug” with proper Scottish charm.

Whether it’s for a dog mum, a big softie for Scottie dogs or just someone who appreciates a paw-sitively brilliant bit of humour, this card brings the bark and the banter.

Dog Lovers, This One’s for You

Printed on sturdy 300gsm card with a glossy finish, it comes blank inside so you (or the dug) can write your own message. The kraft envelope adds a natural, rustic touch, and the card’s design is printed locally in Australia with love and attitude.

This Scottish dog birthday card is a popular pick from our Scottish humour collection – and ships free across Australia. Because sometimes the best birthday wishes come with a wag and a woof.

Product Details

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
300gsm cast-coated card (glossy)
Blank inside
Kraft envelope included
Printed in Australia
Free delivery on all cards (T&Cs apply)

Get More Paws and Punchlines

Explore our full range of Scottish humour cards at Tartan Paint. Want another laugh? Pair it with our Yer No Deid Yet card for a double dose of birthday cheer.

Find out more about Scotland’s love for the Scottie dog at the VisitScotland site.

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If you know someone who celebrates in full colour, this funny Highland cow birthday card is the one for them. It features a bold and fabulous coo surrounded by a rainbow explosion of birthday balloons – the kind of card that walks into a room and instantly brings the fun.

With that shaggy fringe, fabulous pose and rainbow paint, this party-loving Highland cow is clearly living its best life. Whether you’re celebrating a wild birthday bash or sending a cheeky surprise by post, this card adds a burst of joy and Scottish charm to the day.

A Proper Birthday Moo-ment

This high-quality card is printed on 300gsm glossy stock and comes with a kraft envelope. It’s blank inside so you can add your own words – heartfelt or hilarious, the choice is yours. Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who loves a good giggle and a colourful celebration.

This funny Highland cow birthday card also makes a brilliant pick for coo collectors, art lovers, or anyone who deserves a birthday card as bright and bold as they are.

Product Details

Card size: 17.8cm (H) x 12.7cm (W)
Envelope size: 13cm x 19cm
300gsm cast-coated card (glossy)
Blank inside
Kraft envelope included
Printed in Australia
Free delivery on all cards (T&Cs apply)

More Moo-dy Goodness

Looking for more coo chaos? Browse the full Scottish humour card collection or check out our Moo-ey Christmas mug – another cracking gift idea.

Curious about Highland cattle? Visit the Highland Cattle Society for facts, photos and folklore.

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This bold and hilarious Highland cow Christmas card is ready to steal the spotlight. Dressed in his finest tartan jacket, fairy lights and party shades, this cheeky coo brings big energy to the festive season. Whether you’re celebrating with family, mates or work pals, this card sets the tone for a proper Scottish-style shindig.

From his smug grin to his dancing stance, this Highland cow is pure festive mischief. He’s not just here to stand around — he’s here to dance, dazzle and get folk laughing. Moreover, the colourful design adds a splash of fun to any Christmas, especially Down Under where sunshine swaps out snow.

What makes this Highland cow Christmas card even better is the blank inside. That means you can keep it sweet, write a daft joke, or even issue a karaoke challenge. It’s ideal for anyone who loves a laugh — from your neighbour who organises the street party to the cousin who always ends up dancing on the table.

Want more like this? Have a scroll through our full Scottish humour cards. Or learn why the Highland cow is Scotland’s most beloved beast in this VisitScotland article.

Free shipping on cards Australia-wide (T&Cs apply). Get your hands on this Highland cow Christmas card now — and let the festive moo-ves begin.

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